Draft:Squirrel Stapler
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Squirrel Stapler is a pitch-black humor horror game that is created by David Szymanski, available on Steam for the price of 7.99$ which released in September of 2023. The plot is to get squirrels to staple onto your dismembered wife that died, but God says that "Thou shall not staple squirrels" and in 5 days god will come and punish you So, in order to get squirrels, you have a shotgun and it has 5 bullets and you have to get 5 squirrels to staple them to your wife.
Areas
·Cabin (Where you live in located in Forest) ·Shady Shack (Place where you commit sins located in Forest) ·Forest (Where you hunt the Squirrels) ·Dark Shady Forest (Similar to normal Forest but is dark and has brown grass) ·Mountains (Includes some structures and is elevated land ·Squirrel Blind (Is located in the Forest and has unknown uses) ·Mountain Hideout (Located at Mountains includes an inside area with two paintings and a cell tower) ·Patch of poison grass (Kills Squirrels and is placed beside the Cabin)
Squirrel Types
·Normal Squirrel (Similar to an actual Squirrel) ·The Big Squirrel (Similar to the Normal Squirrel but has a size difference) ·Squirrel Bear (takes 75% of health and appearance is red and large) ·Ghost Squirrel (Appearance is ghost and floats around and takes 25% of health) ·Dead Squirrel (Appears whenever you shoot a squirrel or on the Patch of poison grass) ·Squirrel God (Appears after 2 minutes on the fifth day and kills you)
Items
·Health Stations (Restores all health if hurt) ·Energy Drink Stations (Temporarily gives user extra speed for 45 seconds) ·Ammo Stations (Gives user bullets) ·Pages (If user steps into one it displays the writing on the page)
Achievements
·The Stapler Becomes the Stapled (Die) ·God is Here (Finish the game) ·Shady (Commit sins at The Shady Shack) ·Art Will Destroy the Artist (Read about The Arist) ·Oh... (Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels) ·Whee! (Find an energy drink) ·Everything is Quiet (Read the reports) ·Tftc! (Unlock QIANT SQUIRRELS mode)
Tools
·Compass (Navigates the player around) ·Map (Gives player a map of the entire area) ·Sound System (Tells user how loud they are while walking/speeding) ·Light System (Shows lightness based on area they are in)
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