John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

This article may rely excessively on sources too closely associated with the subject, potentially preventing the article from being verifiable and neutral. Please help improve it by replacing them with more appropriate citations to reliable, independent sources. (August 2021) (Learn how and when to remove this message)

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

CD cover showing the cast, l-r: Carrie Quinlan, Simon Kane, John Finnemore, Lawry Lewin, Margaret Cabourn-Smith
Genre	Sketch show
Running time	30 minutes
Country of origin	United Kingdom
Language(s)	English
Home station	BBC Radio 4
Starring	John Finnemore Carrie Quinlan Simon Kane Lawry Lewin Margaret Cabourn-Smith
Written by	John Finnemore
Produced by	Ed Morrish
Original release	2011 (2011)
No. of series	9
No. of episodes	55
Opening theme	"Do It Your Own Way" by The Voodoo Trombone Quartet

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme is a sketch comedy series broadcast on BBC Radio 4.^[1] John Finnemore is the sole writer and performs with Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Simon Kane, Lawry Lewin and Carrie Quinlan. The first series was broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 2011, and further series have followed annually.^[2][3] A special edition recorded at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe was broadcast in 2012. A 45-minute special containing new material was broadcast on 27th May 2023 and a second was broadcast in 2024.

All nine series have been released on CD.

Each episode of Souvenir Programme is made up of largely unconnected sketches, often either dealing with awkward social situations or comic takes on classic literature, history, fairy tales, or children's stories. Most episodes have a running sketch that recurs a few times throughout, such as an episodic story about the Royal Army training cats as navigators during World War II. Comedic songs often appear with lyrics by Finnemore and music by show pianist Susannah Pearse and cellist Sally Stares.

• "Since You Ask Me": Finnemore closes most episodes in the role of an eccentric old storyteller (also named John Finnemore) sharing an unusual story full of puns and anachronisms. These are parodies of various genres and tropes, and are largely unconnected save for a few covering Finnemore's adventures with his horse Mr. Floofywhiskers.
• The Interview Sketch: Carrie Quinlan plays an unnamed presenter later named Patsy Straightwoman, who interviews various people (usually played by Finnemore) on a variety of subjects and bemoans her purpose of only giving setups to jokes. In series 6, she hosts a program called Behind Closed Doors where she investigates closed-off societies; in series 7, she "runs out of people" to interview and starts interviewing animals.
• Mr Frint: Finnemore plays a pedantic older man who complains about people using language improperly, such as a movers' with a sign saying "no job too big" despite their refusal to help him move a killer whale.
• The Archers Accidentally: The cast performs scenes from long-running Radio 4 programme The Archers the way it sounds to people who don't really listen to it, playing generic characters like "one of the men who always sound tired" or "one of the insufferably wry women" caught up in completely inconsequential problems. One sketch in series 5 gives this treatment to Souvenir Programme itself.
• The Voice in John's Head: Simon Kane plays Finnemore's intrusive thoughts that get him into trouble by overthinking things like tipping, ordering coffee, or asking someone on a train to play a game.
• Cast Complaints: Starting in series 5, sketches are occasionally followed with the cast "breaking character" to berate Finnemore for their writing. These are, of course, also scripted by Finnemore.
• Stand Up: Finnemore delivers a comic monologue as stand-up comedy about a topic he found funny but couldn't fit into a sketch.

Due to the coronavirus pandemic, the ninth series, broadcast in 2021, was not performed before a live audience or accompanied by live music. The series focused on five generations of a family and their collective lore and traditions (such as the song "Woof, Woof, Woof Goes the Wolfhound") whose developments and origins are explored in and connect several scenes across different episodes. The series' main characters were Russ Golding (Lewin), Deborah Golding née Wilkinson (Cabourn-Smith), Jeremy 'Jerry' Wilkinson (Kane), Vanessa Wilkinson née Noone (Quinlan) and Oswald 'Uncle Newt' Nightingale (Finnemore). The sketch format was modified, with the first five episodes focusing on each of the main characters with scenes from their lives being depicted in reverse order, whilst the sixth depicts their shared experiences told in nonlinear order. Homages are made to the original format, for example most episodes end with 'Uncle Newt', who is analogous with Finnemore's storyteller character, telling a story to, or being told a story by, the main character of that episode (who is a child at the end of the episode because of the reversed timeline), starting them with the catchphrase "Well, since you ask me for...".

A pilot programme with a different supporting cast, titled John Finnemore, Apparently, was broadcast in 2008, starring Tom Goodman-Hill and Sarah Hadland. Many of the sketches in the pilot were subsequently remade for the series.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme was voted Best British Radio Sketch Show in the British Comedy Guide Awards 2011.^[4] In 2014, it was awarded Silver for Best Comedy at the Radio Academy Awards.^[5] It was also shortlisted for Best Radio Comedy in the 2014 Writers' Guild of Great Britain Awards.

The show has been released in both Audible audiobook format and on CD, with physical releases published by BBC Physical Audio.