List of Scallywagga episodes

Sketch 1 – Dad stands outside of a store with his son begging for money.
Sketch 2 – Dean does not know how to fish.
Sketch 3 – This weekend I'm going to...
Sketch 4 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" continues to cause havoc for the teachers.
Sketch 5 – Dad tells son why they are selling their Dog's kennel.
Sketch 6 – Dean still does not know how to fish.
Sketch 7 – Adrian's family act as the Dragons Den when he tells them about his plans to go to university.
Sketch 8 – ASBO Pin guesses what ice creams children want.
Sketch 9 – Tony Gardener makes a huge deal over dinner.
Sketch 10 – Interactive hairstyling.
Sketch 11 – After an argument, the school couple make up thanks to the help of Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo".
Sketch 12 – A Group of students buy drugs at a Drive Thru.
Sketch 13 – Character tells the viewers that God helps those who help themselves. Yet again, not all goes to plan.
Sketch 14 – School girl Emily does not feel well.
Sketch 15 – Gaz and Garry introduce themselves to two girls at the bar.
Sketch 16 – A fortune teller tells the story of Auntie Susan to a customer.
Sketch 17 – I look up/down to him because...
Sketch 18 – ASBO Pin guy returns at a strip club.
Sketch 19 – Emily still does not feel well, and has since turned blue. Mr Green must revive her. She suddenly feels well.
Sketch 20 – Tony Gardener makes a big deal of putting the Kettle on.
Sketch 21 – Dean has finally gotten his clothes sorted out for fishing, however still does not know how to fish.
Sketch 22 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" at the Drive Thru
Sketch 23 – A fortune teller tells the story of Gran to her customers.
Sketch 24 – If you could do one song on Karaoke, what would it be?
Sketch 25 – The year ten's hold an assembly mocking the headteacher.
Sketch 26 – Tony Gardener makes a big deal over nothing yet again.
Sketch 27 – A fortune teller tells the story of Granny, Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo".
Sketch 28 – The couple once again prepare for sex.
Sketch 29 – Emily still does not feel well, and has come down with a 'case' of Scarlet Fever.
Sketch 30 – Dean is back for fishing, and still has not grasped the concept of fishing.

Sketch 1 – After dinner the couple go to collect their 'coats'.
Sketch 2 – Man at the Job Centre apply for a job as a spaceman. A spaceman who washes cars that is.
Sketch 3 – I drive...
Sketch 4 – Dad teaches son about betting on a horse race.
Sketch 5 – Big Ed's catchphrase "a-chilly-mondo" continues to cause havoc for the teachers.
Sketch 6 – A character tells us that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Only to attract the attention of a 'doctor'.
Sketch 7 – Adrian and his family play Monopoly. His chance card states that he must live in the garden for six months.
Sketch 8 – The couple suffer problems with the echo.
Sketch 9 – A man returns to a store after buying a product.
Sketch 10 – The couple suffer problems with the feedback.
Sketch 11 – I earn my cash...
Sketch 12 – Factory workers, Rachiel and Julie discuss hounding.
Sketch 13 – ASBO pin returns, this time in a book shop.
Sketch 14 – Factory workers, Rachiel discuss hounding.
Sketch 15 – Student, Daniel Webster, gives a poem about history to the school.
Sketch 16 – Workers at a store confuse the sound of the phone for the fire alarm.
Sketch 17 – Friends put together party bags for a 5 year old, consisting of lighters, vodka and poppers.
Sketch 18 – The couple are in bed.
Sketch 19 – Bazz and Smeg are questioned by the barman.
Sketch 20 – Kerry gives Nazz a huge ball of hair from the shower.
Sketch 21 – Boyfriend finds his way to his girlfriend's clitoris on his satnav.
Sketch 22 – Garage workers sing the theme tune to Balamory.
Sketch 23 – Boyfriend continues to find his way to his girlfriend's clitoris.
Sketch 24 – Party-goer does not understand how to use a bong.
Sketch 25 – Smeg, and Bazz are at a party.
Sketch 26 – Party-goer does not understand a tequila slammer.

Sketch 1 – Character "Greggs Girl" is introduced. Bazz attracts the attention of a Hawk
Sketch 2 – It's Halloween, and characters knock at the wrong house.
Sketch 3 – Boyfriend feels that girlfriend is ashamed of him.
Sketch 4 – Police officers recite the rights.
Sketch 5 – Surfers attract the attention of a Hawk.
Sketch 6 – School student, Linda, gives a poem about P.E.
Sketch 7 – The police officer is still perfecting his arresting rights.
Sketch 8 – Girl is dancing for peace.
Sketch 9 – Character makes origami art in a not-so-convenient location.
Sketch 10 – Dad tells son about why his Aunt Pam does not come round any more.
Sketch 11 – ASBO Pin returns, this time stood at a cash point.
Sketch 12 – The couple are at the hospital, Greggs Girl makes an entrance.
Sketch 13 – Smeg and Bazz are at the park, Smeg asks Bazz about STD's.
Sketch 14 – Girl is still dancing for peace and has attracted a crowd.
Sketch 15 – Peter Turner is at a Job interview, the boss checks Peter's facebook page and finds that Peter is not who he says he is however due to a virtual fortune cookie, gets the job. Sketch 16 – Smeg and Bazz are at the park. Wondering who Smeg caught his STD from.
Sketch 17 – Lennie is playing football and gets distracted by his Dad.
Sketch 18 – Police Officer is chasing a criminal and passes out.
Sketch 19 – Character is making Origami, again at a inconvenient time. Sketch 20 – ASBO Pin announces the news reporter's PIN on Live TV.
Sketch 21 – Lennie's Dad accidentally cuts of his leg with his light saver.
Sketch 22 – If you won the lottery, what would you spend it on?
Sketch 23 – It's exam time at School, and the teacher is announcing the list of prohibited equipment.
Sketch 24 – Daddy is playing Simon Says with children.
Sketch 25 – Emergency Services has come to a man who has overdosed on Pear Drops.
Sketch 26 – Oragami 'Swan'.
Sketch 27 – ASBO Pin guesses the heart rate of a patient.
Sketch 28 – A police officer and his girlfriend are about to have sex.
Sketch 29 – The couple are planning to have sex, or are they?
Sketch 30 – The Police Officer is walking home as he cannot remember the arresting rights.
Sketch 31 – The Greggs Girl appears at a school examination room.

Sketch 1 – A teenager asks an adult to buy alcohol for him.
Sketch 2 – A woman shows two men around a building site.
Sketch 3 – I sleep on...
Sketch 4 – Sketch 2 continues.
Sketch 5 – Dad retells the story of his uncle terry's suicide.
Sketch 6 – Bazz and Smeg play a game of conkers, much to their embarrassment.
Sketch 7 – A friend asks his friend about last night. You know what I'm talking about.
Sketch 8 – Smeg goes hunting for conkers.
Sketch 9 – Mandy and her little sister play hide and seek.
Sketch 10 – School teacher confiscates chewing gum from a pupil to make a sculpture.
Sketch 11 – Smeg and Bazz continue their game of conkers.
Sketch 12 – Mandy tries another trick to find the kids.
Sketch 13 – ASBO Pin is up to his old tricks.
Sketch 14 – Two teenagers are in the park, discussing art.
Sketch 15 – What did I come in here for?
Sketch 16 – The repossession men.
Sketch 17 – A man asks a woman whether buses or trains are better.
Sketch 18 – Mandy tries another trick to find the kids.
Sketch 19 – A cyclist takes the fence.
Sketch 20 – Two kids find a treasure map.
Sketch 21 – If you were rein-carted as an animal, what would you be?
Sketch 22 – Two teenagers steal education.
Sketch 23 – A couple buy a car.
Sketch 24 – The teenagers are back.
Sketch 25 – School kids sing "10 green bottles".
Sketch 26 – Two repo men come for the DJ.
Sketch 27 – School kids sing "10 green bottles", with help from ASBO Pin.
Sketch 28 – Gregs girl confronts two teenagers.
Sketch 29 – A couple are getting ready for sex.

Sketch 1 – A Goth couple go out shopping.
Sketch 2 – A security guard shows the viewers around the shopping centre and tells us how he gets rid of teenagers.
Sketch 3 – Gregg's girl appears in a children's centre.
Sketch 4 – Dad tells son about the time he went dogging.
Sketch 5 – A woman asks people about any accidents and injuries.
Sketch 6 – Two people steal from an allotment.
Sketch 7 – Sketch 5 continues.
Sketch 8 – The school holds and assembly on drug use.
Sketch 9 – The security guard imposes ways to get rid of teenagers.
Sketch 10 – A man plays an invisible guitar.
Sketch 11 – ASBO Pin returns.
Sketch 12 – A friend discusses ways that he humiliates Carl Webster.
Sketch 13 – A group of teenagers make a club.
Sketch 14 – Two friends decide to rent a film.
Sketch 15 – A couple play Frisbee in the park.
Sketch 16 – Two friends continue to decide on their film to rent.
Sketch 17 – Sketch 15 continues.
Sketch 18 – The manager of the store complains to the security guard.
Sketch 19 – A girl works in a coffee shop for her work experience.
Sketch 20 – Two friends continue to decide on their film to rent.
Sketch 21 – ASBO Pin plays a game of bingo.
Sketch 22 – A group of friends share potatoes.
Sketch 23 – A police officer arrests a spraypainter, Greggs Girl makes an appearance.
Sketch 24 – A Headmistress holds an assembly.
Sketch 25 – The teenagers take advantage of the security guard's day off.
Sketch 26 – Party time, girls quee for the privilege of crying on the stairs.
Sketch 27 – Don't worry, I can be super quick!
Sketch 28 – I am so drunk...

Sketch 1 – A group of girls are playing a game of basketball, but without the ball.
Sketch 2 – A teacher educates students about trust.
Sketch 3 – A woman attends a job interview with skills in tree identification.
Sketch 4 – Adrian's parents have a special surprise for him.
Sketch 5 – Darren's mother embarrasses him.
Sketch 6 – A man tells us about the increasing number of chiefs on the estate.
Sketch 7 – ASBO pin returns at a Hair Salon.
Sketch 8 – A police officer interviews an offender and uses a special interrogation method.
Sketch 9 – Adrian's family prepare for a holiday.
Sketch 10 – A couple visit a restaurant and encounter a very strange waitress.
Sketch 11 – At a wedding, the bride's friend reads a poem.
Sketch 12 – Collin visits his doctor.
Sketch 13 – Darren's mother embarrasses him again.
Sketch 14 – A teacher educates students about self image.
Sketch 15 – A woman encounters a strange member of staff when visiting a shoe store.
Sketch 16 – Mr. Turner, a rap artist, visits a job centre.
Sketch 17 – Characters answer the question of "What is your favourite sex position?"
Sketch 18 – A teacher talks about free will.
Sketch 19 – The naked police officer warns two spray painters.
Sketch 20 – Collin is asked for evidence in court.
Sketch 21 – A man visits a strip club.

Sketch 1 – A charity worker visits Adrian's house.
Sketch 2 – Max and Leanne role play, accident and injury style.
Sketch 3 – ASBO Pin helps a woman who cannot remember her pin.
Sketch 4 – A rap artist gets confronted by a police officer.
Sketch 5 – A speed dating couple talk about what they want in a relationship.
Sketch 6 – Adrian wakes up in a charity shop.
Sketch 7 – A charity worker teaches people how it's done.
Sketch 8 – John, the naked police officer, is called into the office over a complaint.
Sketch 9 – Sarah meets someone at the speed dating, she is invited round to his house.
Sketch 10 – A careers advisor talks to a cleaner in the toilets.
Sketch 11 – The charity workers are out in the street.
Sketch 12 – Clive Cocks, an astronaut, is given training.
Sketch 13 – The charity workers come into competition with other charity workers.
Sketch 14 – Tony Gardener visits a restaurant.
Sketch 15 – A teacher talks to students about the power of language.
Sketch 16 – Characters answer the question "What is your ideal first date?"
Sketch 17 – Kirsty gives a poem to mourners at a funeral.
Sketch 18 – School pupil visits the nurse after an accident involving the teacher.
Sketch 19 – A man visits a strip club.

Sketch 1 – Adrian plays golf with his Dad.
Sketch 2 – Collin is introduced to his girlfriend's parents.
Sketch 3 – A school teacher talks about The Man.
Sketch 4 – ASBO Pin flirts with a man at the book store.
Sketch 5 – Clive Cocks continues his training.
Sketch 6 – A woman visits a clothes store and is insulted by the staff.
Sketch 7 – ASBO Pin has coffee with the man at the book store.
Sketch 8 – The Careers Advisor harasses another student.
Sketch 9 – A charity worker educates people about handing out newspapers.
Sketch 10 – Tony Gardener is not up for water world.
Sketch 11 – Clive Cocks continues his astronaut training.
Sketch 12 – A group of friends visit a strip club.
Sketch 13 – Tony Gardener is told what to wear.
Sketch 14 – Two friends visit a clothes shop and are offended by two members of staff.
Sketch 15 – The charity workers are still mastering the face.
Sketch 16 – Kirsty reads a poem at a blessing.
Sketch 17 – Characters answer the question "What's your greatest fear?"
Sketch 18 – Adrian and his family go swimming.
Sketch 19 – A man is offended by a member of staff in a phone shop.

Sketch 1 – Clive Cocks continues his space training.
Sketch 2 – The Police hold a press conference on Drugs.
Sketch 3 – Another customer is harassed by two members of staff at a clothes store.
Sketch 4 – It's Adrian's birthday, and his parents have left him a DVD of them on holiday.
Sketch 5 – Tony Gardener is told to watch his fingers.
Sketch 6 – A School Teacher talks to the students with the Mayor.
Sketch 7 – Brian makes a bad impression.
Sketch 8 – A woman goes to the information desk in the shopping centre.
Sketch 9 – Darren is embarrassed by his mother.
Sketch 10 – Adrian and his family visit a counsiler.
Sketch 11 – The shop assistants visit a fortune teller.
Sketch 12 – Brian makes a bad impression.
Sketch 13 – The naked police man talks to a shoplifter.
Sketch 14 – Two farm workers talk about horses.
Sketch 15 – A group of friends visit a strip club.
Sketch 16 – Characters answer the question "What book should you have written?"
Sketch 17 – Brian visits a fortune teller.
Sketch 18 – A woman visits a hair salon and is insulted by a member of staff.

Sketch 1 – A woman, who does not own a dog, picks up dog mess.
Sketch 2 – Brian visits a club.
Sketch 3 – Sketch 1 continues.
Sketch 4 – A man is offended by a member of staff.
Sketch 5 – Sketch 1 continues.
Sketch 6 – The careers advisor calls a student's parents into school.
Sketch 7 – Darren is embarrassed once again.
Sketch 8 – I think there's something missing.
Sketch 9 – Brian celebrates the birth of their baby.
Sketch 10 – Kelly is once again fired from her job.
Sketch 11 – Julia wins an award for bravery. Kirsty reads a poem.
Sketch 12 – A woman mis-interprets vandalism.
Sketch 13 – A teacher talks about exams.
Sketch 14 – Tony Gardener is surprised.
Sketch 15 – Alice meets someone who shares her passion of dog mess collection.
Sketch 16 – Kelly has a new job handing out leaflets.
Sketch 17 – Kelly and her boyfriend prepare for safe sex.
Sketch 18 – Characters answer the question "What is a Scallywagga?" Sketch 19 – Kirsty introduces her boyfriend to her parents.
Sketch 20 – Kelly finally finds a job where her annoying attitude is welcomed. Sketch 21 – A hair stylist offers a pensioner drugs.

Sketch 1 – A charity worker teachers workers how to count traffic.
Sketch 2 – Clive Cocks is completing his space training.
Sketch 3 – School teacher is educating students about self defence.
Sketch 4 – A careers advisor meets a student who wants to become a careers advisor.
Sketch 5 – Two staff members are offended by "Gok Wan".
Sketch 6 – Tony Gardener is spoken to by his brother.
Sketch 7 – Two college friends meet up.
Sketch 8 – A Sunday school teacher discusses zombie Jesus.
Sketch 9 – Kirsty reads another one of her poems, this time to a five-year-old.
Sketch 10 – A school teacher visits a fortune teller.
Sketch 11 – She talks on and on... Sketch 12 – Sarah and Jezz go out for coffee.
Sketch 13 – ASBO Pin returns.
Sketch 14 – Characters are asked "What alcoholic drink would you be?" Sketch 15 – A customer complains when she feels offended by a staff member.
Sketch 16 – The girl who will not stop talking visits a fortune teller.