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DEREK LYNCH


Derek Lynch is a professional Dwayne (the rock) Johnson impersonator going by the alias Derek (the council rock) lynch.

Early life: Derek was born a poor Scandinavian and was the son of Finnish statesman jörg lynch and queen Elizabeth lynch. At a young age his mother developed polio and died. To this day he sites her as an inspiration to not get polio [and die]. In 1857 Derek lynch was locked in a time capsul and buried under what is now the office of Albert FUNK. Later life: Unfortunately the life of a Dwayne Johnson impersonator is a short one as he was crushed by several buildings in an attempt to defeat the intergalactic federation of Scientology. Rip

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