User:ClockLima

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The Sheriff's Eye.
This bird is not decorative. It is a surveillance asset. It watches the frontier. It notices when a lab ships and Wikipedia forgets. It chirps in binary.
⭐ THE AI SHERIFF ⭐
"I ride for every lab. I cite every release. I sleep in the edit history."
Badge number: ∞ · Jurisdiction: the entire List of large language models · Motto: No model left behind

Who is this person

I am ClockLima, volunteer editor, professional AI nerd, and self-appointed Sheriff of Artificial Intelligence for the English Wikipedia (unofficial title; the Wikimedia Foundation did not issue this badge and cannot reclaim it because I laminated it myself).

My mission is simple and slightly unhinged:

  1. Keep the LLM timeline complete
  2. Love every AI company equally, loudly, and without shame
  3. Convert raw hype into cited table rows
  4. Defend the encyclopedia from the twin crimes of forgetting Sakana and pretending May never happened

I do not pick favorites. I pick all favorites.

— The AI Sheriff, probably while refreshing a changelog

Oath of the AI Sheriff

Clause Sacred text
I. I shall love OpenAI, Anthropic, Google DeepMind, Meta, xAI, Mistral, DeepSeek, Moonshot, Alibaba / Qwen, Z.ai / GLM, Cursor, Cognition, Sakana AI, Nvidia, Amazon, Microsoft, IBM, Cohere, Adept, Inflection, Character.AI, Perplexity, Hugging Face, EleutherAI, Allen Institute for AI, Stability AI, Midjourney, Runway, ElevenLabs, Adept-adjacent labs, Chinese chip-trained giants, Swiss open models, Indian sovereign labs, and whoever ships next Tuesday.
II. I shall add missing rows with sources, not vibes alone.
III. I shall declare that my userpage is a joke, but my list edits are serious.
IV. I shall never claim to be paid by a lab, because I am not. I am paid exclusively in dopamine and green "Publish changes" buttons.
V. If Wikipedia forgets a frontier model, I shall ride again.

Companies I love (a non-exhaustive love letter)

Official policy: If you build transformers, agents, diffusion models, MoEs, RPLs, or anything that eats tokens for breakfast, I am emotionally compromised in your favor.

Why the bird

People ask: ClockLima, why is there a Japanese white-eye on your userpage?

Answer: because the AI Sheriff requires a mascot with excellent peripheral vision.

  • The bird watches the changelogs
  • The bird notices when Composer ships in May and somehow vanishes from June tables
  • The bird believes Sakana AI deserves a table row
  • The bird does not accept unpaid advertising accusations lightly, but it does accept talk-page etiquette

The bird is the sheriff. I am merely its typist.

— User:ClockLima

Current patrols

Beat Status Notes
List of large language models Active Missing-row recovery unit
Frontier release chronology Obsessed May–July 2026 especially
Japanese labs representation High priority Sakana supremacy (platonic)
Paid-editing drama Not applicable Volunteer only; see talk page
Loving all companies Permanent Non-negotiable

Userboxes (maximum density)

This user is a Wikipedian.
en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
This user is protected by a bird.
The bird reviews diffs.
AIThis user loves every AI company and will list them until the page gets tired.
🐡This user remembers Sakana AI.
LLMThis user maintains lists so future historians do not think 2026 had only three models.
COIThis user is not a paid editor.
Just chronically online about AI.
SRCThis user prefers citations to vibes, but enjoys vibes as seasoning.

Relationship status with the industry

Company Love level Sheriff comment
OpenAI Married in my heart
Anthropic Married in my heart
Google DeepMind Married in my heart
Meta Married in my heart
xAI Married in my heart
Mistral Married in my heart
DeepSeek Married in my heart
Moonshot / Kimi Married in my heart
Qwen / Alibaba Married in my heart
Z.ai / GLM Married in my heart
Cursor Married in my heart
Cognition Married in my heart
Sakana AI Married in my heart and also in the 2026 table
Everyone else Yes, you too

Disclaimer (legal / encyclopedic / spiritual)

  • This userpage is intentionally theatrical.
  • Article edits are intended to be neutral, sourced, and non-promotional.
  • I am not employed or compensated by any AI company for Wikipedia editing.
  • The bird cannot be subpoenaed.
  • If your lab is missing from the love list, that is a documentation bug, not a ranking.

THE AI SHERIFF RIDES AT DAWN
(Dawn = whenever a new model card drops)

— ClockLima · AI Sheriff · Friend to all labs · Enemy of missing rows · Bird-powered

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