Diriector Doc

— Wikipedian ♂ —
Born	Not yesterday
Name in real life	For all you know, my real name is Diriector Doc
Country	Canada
Race	Like NASCAR? No thanks.
Weight	About 5 minutes
Hair	Lots of, but short
Eyes	20/20
Handedness	Correct
Blood type	Human
IQ	High...I think
Family and friends
Marital status	None
Pets	Many cats
Account statistics
Joined	Technically I joined back in 2013, but I didn't start to use my account until February 8, 2018
First edit	Technically not my first edit, but it's my first REAL edit: Derrioides
Extended confirmed	Yes
Administrator	Nope
Bureaucrat	Also no
Userboxes
Today is 10 August 2026 This user is a male. en-5 This user can contribute with a professional level of English. en-ca This user is a native speaker of Canadian English. This user loves Wikipedia and isn't afraid to show it with this userbox. This user thinks you can learn a lot by editing an encyclopedia. <ref> This user recognizes the importance of citing sources. See full list below.

I don't particularly like my information on the public internet, so I'm just gonna give you a link to Google me and If you really want to know more about me, try it and see 10 000 some-odd results.

I edit the following:

• Wikipedia (but you probably already knew that)
• Bulbapedia. find my userpage here.
• Wiki.gg (once Gamepedia, then turned Fandom, and now I don't edit Fandom anymore); admin of the Official Brawlhalla Wiki. My username is Diriector_Doc.

I made my account in 2013. My username at the time was 1phoebe222 if I'm not mistaken. I made one edit and didn't touch my account again for 5 years. My first edit got removed almost instantly. I'm not complaining; it was original research, no citation, and it didn't really fit the article more as it should have gone in a fandom Wiki. I was a child when I made the edit, and by "child," I mean I was 11.

When I returned to Wikipedia in 2018, I changed my username and have been an enthusiast ever since. I have made 1000+ edits over the course of 2 years. I am very proud of my work here on Wikipedia and I hope to continue editing for years to come.

	The Working Man's Barnstar
	For the hard work you've done on making Userboxes for all of the community! Metric Supporter 89 (talk) 02:40, 13 October 2020 (UTC)

	The Editor's Barnstar
	Thanks for cleaning up the backlog of April Fools' AfD nominations! I hope you have a good rest of the year. Nrco0e (talk · contribs) 00:52, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	Awarded for running the poll on the best AfD joke on April Fools and for your great analysis of the results. See you in 2022! Spirit of Eagle (talk) 05:36, 8 April 2021 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	For your contributions in creating userboxes. As a chess lover, I could relate to the one about Posttraumatic chess disorder.. Very funny. Keep it up! Volten001 ☎ 16:50, 12 June 2022 (UTC)

	A WikiYanny for you!
	Thanks a lot for putting together this year's April Fool's joke AfD poll and for charting out all of the results! In appreciation, please accept this WikiYanny Spirit of Eagle (talk) 21:34, 5 April 2023 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	Thanks a lot for running this year’s April Fools Day poll. The poll is an awesome way to wrap-up April Fools Day and I always enjoy reviewing the result charts. See you in 2025! Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:43, 6 April 2024 (UTC)

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	Please accept my by this point annual Barnstar of Good Humor for running this year's April Fools' Day poll. Seeing the results is always a highlight of the year's festivities; I appreciate the work you put into running the poll. Aso, the census was a very cool idea. See you in 2026! Spirit of Eagle (talk) 02:46, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

		The Barnstar of Good Humor
		Please accept your by now annual barnstar for running the April Fools' Day Census and Award vote. I always look forward to seeing the results of these votes and I greatly appreciate the effort you put into running them year after year. See you in 2027! Spirit of Eagle (talk) 02:20, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

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• Hartmut Möllring
• Trouble (2024 film)
• Germain Boulianne

• Template:Text offset
• Template:Constant
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• User:Diriector Doc/UbxDoc
• User:Diriector Doc/Stat (For person use only, but feel free to copy and adapt this template to your own page)

See User:Diriector Doc/Ubx for list.

• User:Diriector Doc/Defence
• User:Diriector Doc/Stats
• Automated Wikipediholism Test

If you don't see any drafts in this section, you can always visit my Sandbox to see what I'm working on. The newest addition will always be at the bottom.

• I grew up in a day in the age where VHS rewinders were built into the player. I didn't even know that it was a luxury until I was 17.
• I got into programming because of YouTube's 2013 April Fools Day prank. (Long story)
• In a world with ever-expanding popularity of Instagram and Snapchat, I got a Facebook and a Twitter.
  • And since 2019, I stopped using Facebook; and since 2023, I stopped using Twitter.
• I hate the taste of mint. I hate the smell of mint. I hate the look of mint. I hate the feel of mint. I am not bothered as much by the sound of mint.
• It is hard to know for sure what my first edit was. I remember seeing a math mistake in an article that I fixed before I made my account in 2013. The mistake was a logic error in templates. The article said 1000km, and the template said {{Convert|1000|mi|km}}. This edit was made without an account.
• I am a guy and I like the colour pink. I am not gay, effeminate, or gender dysphoric. I simply like the colour.

A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,

Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit

Shall lure it back...

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

A rich man can meet a broke woman and change her life--But a rich woman won't even look a broke man's way

Behold!

The field in which I grow my fucks

Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren

Never before has a hoe hoed so fast before.

This salad is raw!

A group of pill-pushers?

He who invites, pays.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky.

if the police never did anything wrong then people would trust em.. nobody ever made a song called "fuck the fire department" 💀

...the depths to which you've plundered the bottom of the barrel here has made me want to shed my usual inhibitions and tell you squarely to fuck right off.

He then goes on to rant for a paragraph about how unrealistic time travel is in a franchise about robot rabits haunted by ghost medal...

...Eddie Murphy goes to Shrekxico...

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

Shoot for the moon, and you might hit a Spirit Airline.

When life gives you busted fine art, make a spaceship.

I sometimes doodle. I saved these doodles and shared them here. Why? I like them, that's why.

All of these drawings were made with a Sharpie and then converted to a digital medium.

• 
  Attoss
• 
  Bahooshel
• 
  Bellingbol
• 
  Crols
• 
  Crossings
• 
  Eetee-Ee
• 
  Exell
• 
  Farryyz
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  Fuchsia
• 
  Glongs
• 
  Gzhenn
• 
  Hallows
• 
  Jagz
• 
  Jenscille
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  Pendince
• 
  Ronic Oacil
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  Sighmeg
• 
  Stix
• 
  Swool
• 
  Tavic
• 
  Thrahss
• 
  Tox
• 
  Unend
• 
  Yeze

I couldn't put them ALL in my infobox, so there's the rest of them

Wikipedia Related	This user has been a Wikipedian since 20 February 2018.	WP:CT This user converts all the references they come across to the citation templates.	This user participates in WikiProject Citation cleanup.	4 This user is a WikiYoungAdult, but prefers Shakespeare's name: WikiSoldier.
no ads This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.	This editor is an Apprentice, and is entitled to display this Apprentice Editor Badge	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.	~~~~ Diriector Doc signs his posts and thinks you should too!	w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
This user is a recent changes patroller.		vn-0 This user page has been vandalized 0 times.	This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.	<sum>:1 This user believes that every edit should have a summary.
This user does not insult vandals.	This user is a member of WikiProject Pokémon.	This user scored score on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.	This user is a WikiDee.	{{cu}} This user adds {{cleanup}} tags whenever he/she can.
This user valiantly served in The Great April Fools' Day Edit War of 2020.	This user develops user scripts;	This user has created 2 user scripts;
Userbox Related	This little tag you are reading is a userbox.	166 ubxs This user has created 166 userboxes.	This user will make userboxes upon request.	This user keeps the userboxes they’ve made in here
One can never have too many userboxes.	ubx-4 This user is an expert userbox user.	This user loves userboxes.	This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox. It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.	<-45px->Please, make every Userbox this size! <-- --------------------- 238px ------------------------->
This user participates in WikiProject Userboxes.	${\displaystyle \sum }$ This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.	This user has visited User:UBX/Userboxes/Userboxes.	151 ubxs This user has 151 userboxes.	This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to himself as "this user".
Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.	— This space is for rent.	This userbox is ... loading.	This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.	This user creates his own userboxes.
This user needs more userboxes!	This user wants to see uniform userbox sizes and shapes.	Wide To this user, the size of the userbox does not matter. The only thing that matters is that it fits in a collage of userboxes without putting the page out of balance. It also gives this user the opportunity to appreciate a userbox that utilizes {{Userbox-w}}.		This user feels that all userboxes should be colorful and appealing.
Everything Else	This user has a pet cat.	This user is a cat lover.	This user has been scratched several times by his pet cat.	ipa-2 ə This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Java This user can program in Java.	<html> This user can write HTML.	This user can program in JavaScript.	This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.	bat-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
This user lives in Canada.	This user does not enjoy reading.	This user is chronologically gifted.	お前はもう死んでいる	GBA SP This user plays games on the Game Boy Advance SP.
This user is either hotter than you or cooler than you. It can't be both.	You just lost The Game.	A&C Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.	Please Hello, please don't vandalize me...	↓ Look at the next userbox.
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.	CS This user has got his pickaxe swingin' from side to side. Side side to side.	This user contributes using Google Chrome.	This user has uninstalled Internet Explorer.	Got 'em!
	This user is not religious.	This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.	"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."	This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
Lipsum This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.	This user loves donuts.	This user expects you to know everything about him from his Userboxes.	UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion!	This user prefers PC.
Comic Sans This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.	This user prefers pepperoni pizza.	This user prefers Margherita pizza, also known as cheese pizza in America.	This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for his health & success in life.	This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
This user eats poutine.	This user loves pasta.	This user prefers Pepsi over Coca Cola	This user has suffered a great loss.	| ∥ ∥ |_ Is that...?
This user eats crab.	This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.	This user enjoys pho- phở from Vietnam.	This user eats cheese.	This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
This user eats Nutella	This user eats fish.	MR This user enjoys their steak Medium rare.	This user is a chocoholic.	This user’s favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate.
This user enjoys playing blackjack.	This user enjoys playing Chess.	This user has experienced Posttraumatic Chess Disorder.	This user plays on Chess.com as Diriector_Doc.	This user uses Steam for digital distribution.
This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.	Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.	This user plays Team Fortress 2.	This user hates Bullies.	This user explores the programming universe with Eclipse.
& This user's favorite character* in the English alphabet is &.	Φ φ This user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Φι.	they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.	snuk This user says snuck.	with, to, for Even though it is not incorrect, this user avoids ending sentences with propositions wherever possible.
man- kind Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!	your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...	.  The This user puts two spaces after a period.	, This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.	A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.	"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.	This user knows by heart the first 43 digits in the decimal representation of pi.	The favorite number of this user is Pi	This user is an advanced mathematician.	This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
‽ This user hopes the interrobang becomes standard punctuation in modern English.	⸮ This user hopes the percontation point becomes standard punctuation in modern English.	This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.	On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.	3000 This user loves you 3000.
This user knows the difference between the Buick Skylark and the Pontiac Tempest.	This user has never drank a glass of milk.	This user likes to tell dad jokes. Sometimes, he laughs.	This user is a CSS Artist.	DHMO This user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.
This user loves .PNGs. They are way better than the God forsaken .JPEGs.	This user F&%#ING HATES .JPEGs!		This user is INTeReSTeD uᴉ corrupted images.c̷̫̾o̷̱͐r̴̹̒r̶͍͐u̴̫̿p̵̧̚t̷͚̍ȩ̴͆d̴̮͐ ̸̣̉ĩ̵̜m̶͔̌a̴̪̕g̶͕̍e̸̠̕s̵̮̈.	I don't Excusez-moi. Je ne parle pas le Français. J'aime manger les gâteaux. know Fr.
This user perfers .APNGs over .GIFs.	This user remembers VHS. ±	This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±	This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ±	This user watches CTV.
KB This user asserts that a kilobyte is 210 bytes, not 103 bytes.	This user knows that a Red Bloon only takes 1 dart to pop.	This user is car-free.‡	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
Transcluded from User:Diriector Doc/UbxList

A function, ${\displaystyle D(x)}$, that goes through any collection of points.

where ${\displaystyle (p_{a},q_{a})}$ is a collection of points and ${\displaystyle z}$ is the total number of points.