Isiloon, otherwise known as "Boris Arturovich Dzhelali" is a super awesome young man. Born in 1989 when the stars of the outer rims of the Milky Way galaxy aligned into a shape that was mathematically proven to be awesome, his parents fled from Ukraine and into America while he was still a young age. While living in the states he acquired an accent that is really awesome like everything else about Boris, and he encountered lots of people who were "jelly" or jealous, of his awesomeness. Regardless Boris traveled around some more, spreading awesomeness everywhere he went... weeding out haters and building relationships with other winners.

Boris is in the process of studying Fractal Geometry and how it relates to the human brain, he is very interested in brain science and mathematical representation of human thought. Boris' ambition is to be a floating brain in a jar one day, completely detached from any sort of human body and rule the world in an "evil mad doctor" sort of way. He believes that machines will ultimately surpass everything humans can possibly do, and at that point you will either have to join the machine race or be recycled.

He has a sidekick named "Lora Nank", she insisted on being included in the article of awesomeness, she provides some sort of moral support, cool story.