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Bucket Warriors

Bucket Warriors refers to a group of gentleman who grew up together in Northern MN, and have formed a conglomerate of entities, some of which are tangible -others of which are intangible. They are sometimes referred to as the jib/jab crew (JJer's for short) and are in the process of incorporationg BW Inc., which will be the umbrella company that encompasses a plethora of genius, game-changing companies that they hope will soon take over the world.

In addition, BW Inc. is also a think-tank where some of the greatest minds of the day gather to discuss many of the issues that are plaguing our country today; as well as discuss fantasy sports, gossip, and what's going to be eaten for lunchfest.

The Bucket Warriors currently consists of 5 memembers; they are constantly looking for more members, however the rules of inclusion can be very stringent and most people are not of the level to qualify.

However, there might soon be an opening, as one of the founding members is skating on thin ice and he might be asked to leave. Or at least become a part-timer.

Their website is currently under construction, but when finished will contain links, articles and descriptions of some future plans and possible endeavors of the crew. The site is bucketwarriors.com.

BW Members

Beeets - The food guru and speller of the group; dislikes jo-jo potatoes and eggs; which brings his food opinions into question. Lets everyone know when "this place is dead."
Peanut - Grumpy; loves longjohns and sauerkraut soup; hates uniform talk and mazeradis.
Spinny - Weirdly finds mini-snickers dangerous; loves uniform talk.
Shart - The glue that holds the BW's together; also the big buck hunter of the group. Creator of the SOD.
Corn - AKA Coach. The gay. Just returned from going AWOL; however still on probation.

Language

Over time, the BW's have developed their own abbreviations for some commonly held expressions. This was done as a way of saving time so that they could spend more time discussing things that really matter - such as lunchfest (which will now be referred to as LF).

Common abbreviations include: LMB, AYFWM, EACCOOMA, EAD

Future Endeavors

Even though the BW's are always thinking of new and exciting endeavors to bestow upon the general public, there are a few potential enterprises at the top of the list. This includes:

Pizza-Rib-Ranch (PRR). An all you can eat pizza and rib joint.

6-foot long burrito delivery. A burrito delivery company, that specializes in 6 foot, made-to-order burritos. Will consist of a large van (similar to a mail truck) where the burritos will be made in the back of the truck while the delivery is in progress. Therefore, the burrito will be hote and fresh when delivered.

Tank Top Tuesday. An offshoot of casual Fridays, however everyone in the office wears tank tops.

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