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The Star of Christmas

  • [Groucho Barx the dog, Olivia Ostrich, Dualot the jungle kangaroo, and her monkey companion Seealot are all standing on the streets, looking up. Olivia, Dualot, and Seealot look happy, but Groucho doesn't.]
  • Olivia: Wow. It's beautiful, isn't it?
  • [It's revealed they are all looking at their latest print advertisement for Durling's Dental Wax.]
  • Olivia: Another job well done, right, Groucho?
  • [Groucho sighs sadly.]
  • Dualot: Is something the matter, Groucho Barx?
  • Groucho: Our careers are going nowhere, guys.
  • Olivia: What do you mean? Our work is all over New York! Little children are watching our commercials, and singing our song...
  • Groucho: We're not making a difference! Look at this.
  • [Groucho lends Olivia, Dualot, and Seealot his newspaper.]
  • Olivia: Ooh! A sale on birdseed!
  • Groucho: Not that. The rest of it.
  • [Olivia, Dualot, and Seealot are shocked to see news articles of crime waves and bad weather.]
  • Dualot: Oh, my...
  • Groucho: This isn't a happy place, guys. I wanted our songs to bring joy and love, just like respectable songwriters. If I could do one thing, just one thing, I'd teach all of New York to love. Is that too much to ask? But how? But how?
  • [As Olivia, Dualot, and Seealot keep reading the newspaper, Groucho notices an ad for "Zebra Engineering".]
  • Groucho: Guys, I have an idea! The best idea I ever had!
  • Olivia: Better than my scarf?
  • Groucho: That's right, Olivia! This is the break we've been waiting for!
  • Dualot: Seealot and I are with you, Groucho Barx!
  • Seealot: [chattering]
  • Groucho: And just in time for Christmas!
  • [The Star of Christmas]
  • [Groucho, Olivia, Dualot, and Seealot are with Crusher outside of his theater.]
  • Groucho: Thank you for lending us your theater, Crusher! I don't know how we can repay you, sir!
  • Crusher: Don't worry, Groucho. I'll think of something.

Dualot and the Butler Ape from Outer Space!

  • [Open to Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber on the countertop.]
  • Bob: Hi, kids! And welcome to VeggieTales! I'm Bob the Tomato...
  • Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber! And we're here to answer your questions!
  • Bob: That's right! So... Who's got a question?
  • Larry: Oh, hey! I just remembered. I got a email from my kid named Ezzio Vietti in Hackensack, New Jersey.
  • Bob: You got a what?
  • Larry: You know, Bob. Email? Aren't you wired? Online? Surfin' the web? HTML, good buddy.
  • Bob: Oh! I got cable last month!
  • Larry: You are so early 90s.
  • [Bob gets offended.]

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