PhoenixAsh89

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Name	Phoenix Ash (just call me Phoenix)
Name in real life	Phoenix Ash (not really, tho)
Gender	Male
Pronouns	He/him (they/them if really necessary)
Nationality	American
Country	U! S! A!
Current location	Wikipedia, Minecraft Wiki
Time zone	EST
Current time	3:34 pm, August 12, 2026 EDT [refresh]
Hair	Drab
Eyes	Dreamy
Handedness	Right
Blood type	O- (I think)
Education and employment
Occupation	Wikipedian
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	Wiki editing, general Minecraft stuff
Religion	Christian
Aliases	Phoenix (as this isn't my IRL name, it's an alias)
Movies	Moana 2, Despicable Me 4
Books	The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels
Music	Lena Raine, C418, etc.
Contact info
Email	thephoenixmc (that weird snail thing) atomicmail.io
GitHub	PhoenixXGenesisLabs
PhoenixAsh89 subpages
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Hello and welcome to my userpage! I'm PhoenixAsh89, but just call me Phoenix. You can view my preferences an trivia below under the "Trivia" section, (which is basically just userboxes) and just other stuff (such as history) located around the page.

As you know by now, I'm Phoenix, a (fairly new) Wikipedian with no end for praise for Wikis and the general audience editing technique. I've been editing Wikipedia for about, ah, a week or so now. 100+ edits, though. (vandalism!) But I am no stranger to MediaWiki, HTML, CSS, and stuff of the sorts. You can find me on the Minecraft Wiki on my profile of the same name. I have 4,200+ edits on there and am an autopatrolled user, so I'm taking the next big step: Wikipedia.

My relationship with Wikipedia is a bit troubled. Everybody in my family is like, "Boo!" and I'm like "Yay!". I didn't use Wikipedia at all for the past ~10 years because my very own mother said "Wikipedia is not to be trusted." So! I'm here. And guess what they're going to do. Nothing! Har. Har. Har.

I'm a cat person. No doubt about it. Cats are cleaner and overall less work than dogs. You don't have to walk them (unless you want them on a weight loss plan) and you literally don't have to partake in any activities other than scooping litter and feeding them. (both not a hassle) Obviously superior.

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