User:Squirrel Lord

Toby Stapleton is Lord of the Black Squirrels of the Northumberland region. He is the undisputed leader of all Red Squirrels. In his army of over one-hundred thousand squirrels of all kinds these are the notable squirrels: Second in command is Nish, Head of the Special Air Squirrels (SAS) is the mysterious 'H', Head of the Stormsquirrels is Alex, Head of Satire and Innacurate Journalism (spin my man) is someone who is squirrely huge in the media world of squirrels is 'D' and the Head of Fashion Design for the Uniforms and birth control is 'Charl'.

Toby's full title is: 'Light of the Shining Hazlenut Tree, Undisputed Fire of the Gingernut Tree, Mutant Strain of the Rebellious Grey Squirrels and Conqueror of Forests.' Toby's favorite foods are Hazlenuts and Gingernut Biscuits.

Toby's plans to conquer the world is to launch an attack on the Eastern Grey Squirrels in the forest about seventy miles from the town which is about ten-thousand miles from the town that is ten-thousand miles from the other town. He will then bite as many people as possible, turning them as rabid as he is, then he will lead his rabid army to victory. Mwahahahahaha! Of course these plans are top-top-top secret.

Go to this page for news on the war: User:Squirrel Lord/The War

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