StaceyMaree is pretty much the greatest person ever. Note: you are immediately cooler for having seen this page.

She enjoys long walks on the beach, dinner by candlelight, and picnics. She also enjoys the occasional plot to take over the world, and sometimes joins forces with Dan, another would-be (and probably will be) world dominator. She only listens to quality music. This includes Opeth, AFI(band), Mike Patton (Including Faith No More, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle)

Coming into contact with this woman is quite an overwhelming experience. She may spontaneously break out into dance, song, or poem. She has won a Nobel Prize in 'Spoken Word', Physics, Chemistry, and Skepticism. She is a relative of Albert Einstein, Elton John, Santa Claus and Davey Havok. She has starred on many shows, including Heartbreak High, The Simpsons, Daria and The Brady Bunch.

"What Would Stacey Do" is an organisation set up specifically for helping people through times of need. Similar to Scientology, WWST is a scientifically-proven pseudo-science that assists desparate followers in times of hardship by selling them books and allowing them to take personality tests that are not not invalid and not not unreliable.

It is occasionally misinterpreted as "Women's wrestling sex team" or "wild and woolly sheep do-ers" because the true meaning of WWSD is up to the individual. There are no set beliefs or rituals one must follow. Each person discovers the organisation for themselves.

Critics often falsely believe that WWST was set up as a cheap and easy way for its founders to get rich. But this is wrong. Staceymaree travelled far and wide and pondered the meaning of life and existence in great detail, so therefore WWSD has a scientific basis and is good.

For more info, donate to Staceymaree.