Walt Robinson was born Walter Richard Robinson in the summer of 1987. To date, no one knows for sure what the exact date of his birth is. Walt Robinson was not raised by wolves, but did own dogs at various times in his childhood. He was born to a poor family and lived in a rented, broken down trailor with his older parents (one mom and one dad) and his older brothers (one boy and one boy) and his older sister (one girl). No one is sure whether or not these facts are true, but many are willing to talk about them.

Early on, Walt Robinson's father worked many different jobs which usually resulted in being laid off for varying periods of time. Walt's father spanked him many times with many different objects when Walt misbehaved as a child. His father was a disciplinarian, but also a humanitarian and Walt harbors no bad feelings for the spankings he received. He has been quoted as saying, "I'm sure I deserved what I got." In the middle 1990s, Walt's father, whose name is unknown, started his own landscaping business and to this day has been building this empire on a continual basis. Walt's mother was a stay at home mom for most of his childhood. She used to lock her children out of the house during the summer. However, she did so with love. Many believe that love came from his mother's heart. Walt has no ill will towards his mother for this, either. In the middle 1990s, his mother went back to school and earned a degree in social work as a mother of four in her 30s. Walt is proud of his mother's accomplishments and credits his mom for her earning her degree. Walt's mother's name is unknown, but many believe it to be Shanique. Walt is the proud owner of two older brothers and one older sister. Currently, there is little information on his siblings. It is believed that the oldest brother invented a battery that uses solar power. His other brother is believed to be related to Walt, but there are no records indicating this. Walt's sister is a lawyer in Hermosa Beach, California.

Even more currently, Walt is the proud owner of a new pet monkey, named Leefrobater. Walt and Leefrobater do practically everything together. When Leefrobater gets out of line, Walt most often chooses to spank him. Yet, he does not blame his parents for his tactics, nor does he blame Leefrobater for acting up. When Walt hears stories about other people spanking their monkeys, it does not make him feel better about spanking Leefrobater. Quite the contrary, it disgusts him that he has seemingly become a sort of unwilling/unknowing conformist. Which he might admit he is to an extent, but only very privately. Yet it urks him so.

Walt was born and since then has been living. He credits his ability to keep breathing to why he is still alive. He has attended various schools in his life and used to be a working actor in small, independent short films. He also wrote, produced, directed, and funded those films. He used his parent's camera. He is also credited with being the producer of a church's television broadcast. Walt is neither proud nor dissapointed with his life. Walt enjoys quoting other people without actually using their quotes or even knowing if they are real people. Walt Robinson is currently dating a girl. She is fashionable.