OK, here it is. My very first transcript! ...Well, that's not exactly true. The truth is that this is a cleaned-up version of a transcript I found as a journal post of a DeviantArt user called "darkoverlords". Full base credit goes to him/her for making my job easier. Thank you.

Anyway, this is a transcript of the first full trailer for the upcoming movie, Hop, the second movie from Illumination Entertainment, the makers of Despicable Me (out now on Blu-ray and DVD. Buy it, it's awesome!)

The Easter Bunny works one day a year, travels the world and is beloved by everyone. Who wouldn't want a job like that?

Mr Bunny: You're about to be crowned the Easter Bunny.

E.B.: Look, Dad, I wanna drum in a band. I wanna see the world!

Mr Bunny: E.B., the Easter Bunny sees every country in one night!

E.B. Oh, really, Dad? What about China?

Mr Bunny: It's candy, woman!

Mr Bunny: Alright,so we haven't cracked China yet.

E.B.: I don't wanna be the Easter Bunny.

Mr Bunny: 4,000 years of tradition doesn't end just because one selfish bunny doesn't feel like doing it.

E.B.: My dad's right. I do need to get my act together...in Hollywood! All great artists suffer before they become famous. That lady wrote Harry Potter in a ditch! I have the talent, I have the drive, I have to avoid...whatever that was.

E.B.: Well, we could leave the insurance companies out of this.

Fred: *screams*

Mr Bunny: We need to find E.B. Assemble the Pink Berets at once!

E.B.: I can bunk down anywhere. West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.

E.B.: What are the newspapers for?

Fred: Yeah,you're an animal, so...

E.B.: Oh, I understand. I'll just sleep down here in my own poo and pee like a pig!

Now he's chasing his dream...

E.B.: Never had one formal lesson!

...and letting nothing...

E.B.: Fred, why am I in a box?

...stand in his way.

E.B.: I'll behave! I'll clean up my mess! I'm special!

Fred: *screams*

E.B.: I'm really special!

Fred: What are you doing?

[E.B. excretes jellybeans onto the hood]

Fred: Jellybeans? So you talk and you poop candy.

This spring,...

E.B.: You're not getting it. I have a date with destiny!

...it's all about candy,...

Fred: Don't eat that. You might not like the flavour.

Sam: Fred, relax.

[Sam eats the jellybean.]

Fred: Hoh...

Sam: Watermelon.

...chicks,...

Phil: Can I at least touch it? Ow!

Carlos: There, you touched it.

Phil: Thank you.

...and rock and roll.

David Hasselhoff: Stop, stop! I didn't like it. I loved it!

Hop.

Sam: Look at this! Look how cute this stuffed bunny is!

Fred: Aw.

Sam: Awww, he's so soft, cute, cuddly, and...and warm.

E.B.: She seeing anyone?

Fred: No, she's single and she's looking for a rabbit.

Hop is in theatres April 1.